Last chance to Vote! www.ClassicCarCommunity.com Newsletter 3.29.2009

In This Issue Vote Now! Joke Coming Soon Quick Links Bookstore Sell Your Car Ask the Experts Calendar Girl Contest! $1000 Grand Prize! Classic Car Community is looking for the next Classic Car Calendar Girl.  This contest is open to all members.  Submit your poses with your favorite classic and you could be chosen to represent your community on the first of many calendars to come. More Here! 2008 Best Ride Contest! Win $500 in Gas! Think you have the  best wheels on the road?  Well put your classic car up to the test in the Community's Best Ride Contest. Submit a story stating why you think your ride rules the rest and you'll be entered to win a $500 gas card. Sign up here.

Vote Now! Best Ride 2008 Only 2 days left!  There are two run away candidates which are only 5 votes apart.  So log on and VOTE!  Click here to go to the candidates and to vote for your favorite ride.  Remember to read the stories!  Click each car and read the caption, then vote!  Also, only one vote per IP address (per computer) is counted.  So if you want to win, get everybody you know to vote for your car...actually I guess they should vote for their favorites.  So, get everybody that likes your car to vote for you.  You do not have to be a member, just have an email address!  VOTE NOW!  Voting will end March 31st. $500 to the First Place Winner!!!! Joke I wanted to get an email out before the end of the month so everyone can get their vote in for the Best Ride Contest and in return, I really did not prepare a good article, so here is a funny joke. WARNING!  THIS IS CONSIDERED AN ADULT JOKE, so well...you've been warned. Jack and Joe, both married, go out on the town and get a little drunk.  Jack gets really really drunk and throws up all over his shirt. Jack: Oh no, my wife is gonna kleave me, I mean kill me! Joe: Don't worry buddy, here's $20, keep it in your front shirt pocket. Jack:  For why? Joe: When you get home, tell your wife that a guy in the bathroom threw up on your shirt and he gave you $20 for the dry cleaning. Jack: Great idea, I'll...will be is..er..do that. So Jack takes a cab home, walks through the door and on up to the bedroom were his wife is sleeping.  She wakes up and screams "You're drunk and you smell like vomit!"  Jack replies "No foney..honey, a guy in the bafroom throw did up on me and  gave me $20 for the cleaning."  "Oh, well toss your clothes in the wash and get to bed" she said. Jack passes out and wakes up the next morning with a splitting headache but can't help smile because of how he tricked his wife. Later that week Jack goes out again, but this time with his buddy Mark.  They party like rock stars and Jack throws up on Mark's shirt.   Mark:  Dude! My wife is gonna kill me! Jack: (Putting $20 in Mark's pocket) Just tell your wife that a guy in the bathroom threw up on you and here is the money for the cleaning.  With a big smile, Mark continues on with the party. Later that night, Mark gets home and stumbles through the door.   Marks wife:  What happened to you? And whats that smell? Mark:  Oh sweet cheeks, a guy in the bathroom threw up on me and here's the money for the cleaning. Marks wife:  $50? He gave you $50 for cleaning one shirt?!? Mark:  Oh, well..yeah...he pissed my pants too. Coming Soon April will be another active month for the community.  Marketing plans include more commercials and more sponsorship of events.  So, if you have a car you want to sell, post it.  If you were planning on cleaning out the closet full of parts, clean it out.  If you were planning to advertise your product or service on the site, submit it now (follow the ‘My Services’ link when logged in).  If you want more enthusiasts to attend your event, post it.  If you want people to join your club, post it.  If you want answers, ask them.  If you have answers, share them.  If you want a throne of gold, can’t help you there. Thanks everyone, and keep spinning those tires!